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suresh mehra
jokes unlimited
by suresh mehra on Aug 24, 2009 03:13 PM  | Hide replies

A Girl Checks Her Weight =58kg .
Removes Chapel =56.
Then Dupatta=52
Now Coins Finished.......
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A Boy In A Queue Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On"",
I Have Coins!


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GI JOE
Re: jokes unlimited
by GI JOE on Aug 24, 2009 03:17 PM
is this a joke or a riddle?

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Lipton Pattnayak
Re: jokes unlimited
by Lipton Pattnayak on Aug 24, 2009 03:26 PM
Cool man. That was a nice one.

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Raja SBR
Re: jokes unlimited
by Raja SBR on Aug 24, 2009 03:14 PM
thats me only... lol

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kalpesh shah
Re: jokes unlimited
by kalpesh shah on Aug 24, 2009 03:18 PM
continue

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suresh mehra
anyone answer this ?
by suresh mehra on Aug 24, 2009 03:09 PM  | Hide replies

Kareena has small!
Rakhi has big!
Rani maukheerji has 1 big and 1 small
Aishwarya rai has too small

What's that?

???



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Raja SBR
Re: anyone answer this ?
by Raja SBR on Aug 24, 2009 03:10 PM
eyes

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suresh mehra
Re: Re: anyone answer this ?
by suresh mehra on Aug 24, 2009 03:11 PM
no not eyes ..think think ..

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Raja SBR
Re: Re: Re: anyone answer this ?
by Raja SBR on Aug 24, 2009 03:13 PM
pet animal - dog. ....

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kalpesh shah
Re: Re: Re: anyone answer this ?
by kalpesh shah on Aug 24, 2009 03:13 PM
nose tunnel

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GI JOE
Re: Re: Re: anyone answer this ?
by GI JOE on Aug 24, 2009 03:13 PM
bhussy and @@shole?

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Lipton Pattnayak
Re: Re: Re: anyone answer this ?
by Lipton Pattnayak on Aug 24, 2009 03:13 PM
The alphabet "R"

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suresh mehra
Re: Re: Re: Re: anyone answer this ?
by suresh mehra on Aug 24, 2009 03:14 PM
excllnt lipton .. u hv hit bulls eye

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GI JOE
Re: Re: Re: Re: anyone answer this ?
by GI JOE on Aug 24, 2009 03:14 PM
Lipton you r Brilliant !!! So this is the effect of that Brand of Tea eh?

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Raja SBR
Re: Re: Re: Re: anyone answer this ?
by Raja SBR on Aug 24, 2009 03:16 PM
nice thinking... yaar

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Lipton Pattnayak
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: anyone answer this ?
by Lipton Pattnayak on Aug 24, 2009 03:25 PM
Well thanks guys that was easy. As for the effect of that brand of tea or not I don't know as I have never tated the Lipton Tea.

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suresh mehra
jokes 2
by suresh mehra on Aug 24, 2009 03:08 PM  | Hide replies

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Employee (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho? Meri taraf dekho.

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kalpesh shah
Re: jokes 2
by kalpesh shah on Aug 24, 2009 03:10 PM
u r fired
Hha hha hha
hho hho hho..

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pravin sarode
in india gwaliar police arrested bookies with 50 crore rs. cash
by pravin sarode on Aug 24, 2009 03:06 PM  | Hide replies

in india gwaliar police arrested bookies with 50 crore rs. cash for match fixing & betting the final test of ashes. if one small town can bet rs. 50 crore for the third party match then what must be the magnitute of betting in whole world? dropped catches by colling wood run out may smell match fixing as m azar did?

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suresh mehra
jokes
by suresh mehra on Aug 24, 2009 03:05 PM  | Hide replies

wife:- Aji agar me gum ho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband:- Its a time 2 disco, kon dhundega tujko, kabhi na mile tu mujko,
its a time 2 disco..


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GI JOE
Re: jokes
by GI JOE on Aug 24, 2009 03:06 PM
this is a crap joke man...we r not five years old here

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suresh mehra
funny jokes
by suresh mehra on Aug 24, 2009 03:04 PM  | Hide replies

Today night i would like to kiss you and bite you strongly.
do you accept this ...waiting for your permission ....yours lovingly
-mosquito


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GI JOE
Re: funny jokes
by GI JOE on Aug 24, 2009 03:05 PM
that SMS the mosquito must have send to the Phunter..ponting

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pravin sarode
Re: Re: funny jokes
by pravin sarode on Aug 24, 2009 03:09 PM
respect pointing sir please he scored 140 in world cup against india just like sachin scored 143& 144 in sharjah so when it is sachin then we indians dance with joy but pointing is much more mature & stable mind person who can bear the tremendous tension of captaincy as well as 1 down batsman also

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GI JOE
Aussies r the Best...
by GI JOE on Aug 24, 2009 03:03 PM  | Hide replies

I think we all love them and ready to kiss their @@s 100 times....

Dont we wll love them ??

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deewaker pandey
Re: Aussies r the Best...
by deewaker pandey on Aug 24, 2009 03:06 PM
it seems u used 2 do the same.
keep it up.

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kalpesh shah
Re: Aussies r the Best...
by kalpesh shah on Aug 24, 2009 03:04 PM
go ahead and send us your photo

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GI JOE
Re: Re: Aussies r the Best...
by GI JOE on Aug 24, 2009 03:07 PM
ha ha ho ho....

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Raja SBR
Kalpesh
by Raja SBR on Aug 24, 2009 02:59 PM  | Hide replies

where is kunshu, sudhershan and kavi???

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kalpesh shah
Re: Kalpesh
by kalpesh shah on Aug 24, 2009 02:59 PM
missing today

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suresh mehra
Re: Kalpesh
by suresh mehra on Aug 24, 2009 02:59 PM
dey r sleeping

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deewaker pandey
Re: Re: Kalpesh
by deewaker pandey on Aug 24, 2009 03:07 PM
no 1 would b sleepng. its wrkin day .

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suresh mehra
urgently require
by suresh mehra on Aug 24, 2009 02:56 PM

mikal clarke needs kamod ... urgently

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