George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One. The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy." The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy." Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy." The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people unbelievably happy."
A man was walking down the street and he sees a man and a really cute dog so he asks the guy "does your dog bite?" and the guy says "no". So the man goes to pet the dog and he growls and bites him. The man hollers "I thought you said your dog didn't bite" and the guy says "it's not my dog".
every human eats AT LEAST eight spiders in their life while sleeping....
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RE:Trivia by Gopal on May 11, 2008 02:17 PM No way..........i dont believe..........spiders.......not at all..its not mosquoto going forcefully inside our mouth......without our notice...
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RE:Trivia by Frankenstein on May 11, 2008 02:17 PM yuck , hehe , i dont
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u know that's what they all say but scientists hav actually proven it....we eat at least eight in our lifetime.......i found it unbelievable too at first but think about it a lot and u finally get accustomed o the idea.....
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by Gopal on May 11, 2008 02:17 PM
No way..........i dont believe..........spiders.......not at all..its not mosquoto going forcefully inside our mouth......without our notice...
A man goes to buy a horse from a retired preacher turned farmer. The farmer says, "This horse is special, when you want her to go you say, "Praise the Lord!" and when you want her to stop you say, "Amen!" So the man takes the horse out for a ride to see what it can do. He says, "Praise the Lord" and the horse gets going with every time he says it the horse gets faster and faster. The man being too impressed by the horse doesn't notice he's headed straight for the edge of a cliff. When the man sees it ahead, he panics and tries to remember what the farmer said to get the horse to stop. He finally remembers and shouts "AMEN!" The horse stops inches away from the edge. With a sigh of relief the man says, "Praise the Lord!"
A man went to a doctor because he was feeling sick. The doctor said " I have bad news, You have 10 to live". The man said 10 what, 10 weeks, 10 days, 10 months. Doctor: 10, 9, 8
