RE:GREAT JOB
by SaiSubramanyam Thoota on May 07, 2007 05:24 PM
They are just training man. Winning is a great job. Training is not a completely great job I think. Deviating from the topic ... Dropping Tendulkar and Ganguly is just an eye wash. Decreasing the match fees is also an eye wash. Ultimately both Tendulkar and Ganguly will be brought back. Match fees will also be brought back to normal level.
Vinood was at school this morning in the outskirts and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Businessman, Captain of Industry etc, but
Vinood was being uncharacteristicall y quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him." The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Vinood aside to ask him if that was really true. "No" said Vinood , "He plays cricket for India but I was just too embarrassed to say."
RE:Joke:
by kamal rathi on May 07, 2007 03:33 PM
Yaar don't take it personally..I find it funny so I post it here. That's all...and it's not my opinion about them(Team India) either. I find it funny...thats the only reason I post it here...and nothing else. Bye.
RE:Use Less team
by Ajishnu Sharma on May 07, 2007 02:53 PM
This is the sad part of the story. So long we were blasting those cricketers to hell and back. Now we feel we can steamroll the Bangladesh team, and win this series convincingly, for it is now a grudge series - it may not be so for the cricketers; they might just see this as another set of matches that will let them make a few lakh rupees more before they can get back and bicker about a few more lakhs in the form of endorsements - but to the fans this is a grudge series. And when they do not do well again, we will swing to the other end of the emotional pendulum and burn their effigies...
RE:Use Less team
by joen jenson on May 07, 2007 03:20 PM
really i am wasting my time by reading your postings. i am sorry for you Mr. Sharma... Best of Luck next time
The final day's nets session in the preparatory camp for the Bangladesh tour was all about intensity. Not surprising, for it was the defeat to the tiny neighbour that set off a startling chain of events - India's early exit from the World Cup, a drop in the rankings, coach Greg Chappell's signing-off statements on the seniors' commitment, et al. The otherwise listless tour of Bangladesh has been thus upgraded to a happening one.
Sachin Tendulkar, who twisted his right ankle on the first day of the camp, had two long sessions with the bat and the way he went after the bowling - displaying flamboyant backfoot cover drives and some arrow-straight ones - was sign enough that he is recovering well. That could take some pressure off the Indian thinktank after skipper Rahul Dravid got a bloodied nose after being hit by a R.P. Singh bouncer on Saturday. The captain skipped nets on Sunday but manager Ravi Shastri's words were reassuring.
"You know Rahul. He is a tough cookie. He has been advised rest and his improvement is being monitored all the time," Shastri said after Sunday's only session in the morning, which lasted well over two hours. "I am sure he will be dying to face the first ball on the tour. He will be ready and we are ready. We will go out there and put our best foot forward," Shastri added. The team leaves for Bangladesh on Monday morning.
Tendulkar's deep involvement with his teammates was one big positive at the five-day camp. Sourav Ganguly got a few tips from the Little Master on Saturday and on Sunday, it was young Manoj Tiwary's turn. Immediately after the Bengal middle-order batsman finished his batting session, Tendulkar called him, pointed a few things out and showed him how to tackle the short-pitched stuff, emphasising that one must not take eyes off the ball. Tendulkar's playing the part of a batting mentor could go the distance in clearing the air over the reported senior-junior rivalry.
Ganguly batted after Tiwary and soon after, with Yuvraj Singh and Mahendra Singh Dhoni coming in, India's never-ending problems against the bouncing ball resurfaced. Yuvraj hurt his knee and even fell over once trying to tackle the likes of Vijaykumar Yomahesh, Zaheer Khan and RP Singh. Ganguly got a rising one from Zaheer Khan on his knuckles and a few words were exchanged while Dhoni simply cut a sorry figure.
But things changed the moment they shifted to the other net, where the spinners were bowling. Even though Yuvraj was almost castled when he misjudged the amount of turn on a Tiwary leg-break, shots started landing in the stands soon enough. Dinesh Karthik, who did not get a chance to showcase himself at the World Cup, joined the camp on Sunday after modifying his marital status earlier this week. He was the last man in at the nets and although most of the regular bowlers had packed up by then, the wicketkeeper-batsman made the net bowlers run at him overtime and looked in good touch.
India failed to defeat Afghanistan in the world cup qualifier in the Asia -Pacific zone.
Coach Sehwag said that he is not worried bcoz he has backing of selectors, captain and board.... and that they had won a close match against Papua new guinea just 2 yrs ago.
Rahul Dravid, the coach of New Zealand team said that Sachin should now consider retiring gracefully and let his son take over the captaincy.
Mahender singh Dhoni broke Ajit agarkars record of most no of consecutive ducks in twenty 20.
Saurav Ganguly, the coach of England feels that the boys need to control their emotions on the field.
The current leading man from Bollywood bret lee advices ms dhoni to take up acting as well.
Meanwhile Pakistan beat Ireland in a close match... and thus they avenged their defeat in the 2007 WC against the then minnows Ireland.
Inzamam ul haq, who was the captain of the losing team and now the present coach said in a press interview that "Boys plays well...they try hard...inshallah we wins the world cup"
The police arrested 8 ppl for violence after England and NZ match... Investigations revealed that these ppl were members of Dravid and Ganguly fan communities on Orkut which have 623241516 and 126542 members respectively.
The Indian cricket board led by president Rahul Gandhi has called for an emergency meeting to discuss future course of action ..former players like yuvraj singh, md kaif, VVS laxman and kumble have been invited...coach sehwag and captain Tendulkar will present a report.
RE:Nice jokes I found in a site
by Ringo Ringo on May 07, 2007 10:59 AM
Do you have any idea what will be your status or progress in 2003 ???. you cynic and a pathethic loser in life.
RE:Nice jokes I found in a site
by Indian Papad on May 07, 2007 05:05 PM
2003? Of course Ringo I know it. I've not forgotten my past you see. It's just been 4 years since 2003. Not just me, even Indian cricket team made good progress in 2003! Enjoy the jokes man. Don't take it to your heart.
RE:Nice jokes I found in a site
by jijeesh radha krishanan on May 07, 2007 03:07 AM
Dude nice stuff !! It's pretty funny !! Had to leave a comment...I usually don't do so !! Try writing more....Cheers !!
RE:RE:Nice jokes I found in a site
by ganesh shyam on May 07, 2007 10:13 AM
great never know this cud bcome reality in india if politicians still command influence...
RE:Nice jokes I found in a site
by Akash on May 07, 2007 01:52 AM
Hahahaha found that really amusing especially the part about Tendulkar still playing.
RE:the worst team on planet
by Ringo Ringo on May 07, 2007 11:03 AM
tell me what u have done good for others so that you feel proud to be called a Indian. you loser
RE:the worst team on planet
by anand kumar on May 07, 2007 10:57 AM
We - indians - may not be good at sports. But we know how to THWART the kachras & Parasites(britishers) from our country
