On the festive Occassion of Diwali, a disaster struck all over India called OSO. The disaster is described as full of Crap originated in minds of overhyped Khans.
The major highlight of this disaster is that it strucks to the people who buy a ticket and go to watch OSO in a cinema hall. The victms experince severe torture and cry out loud to get their money back.
Meanwhile investigation done by Indian Scientists shows that the microorganism assumed to be the root cause is actually an AMOEBA called SHAHRUKH or SRK, which is known to take any shape and it has choosen to take shape of six packs in the event of this deadly strike.
Scientists all over world are trying to come up with a vaccine but it may take several years.
The supreme court has ordered the individuals responsible for this disaster (Maninly Farha and Shahrukh) to set up a fund called OSO RELIEF FUND to help the victims. Further Farha is specially ordered to sell her newly gifted Mercedez in order to compensate the families of victims over 80 years all of whom died on the first glimpse of SRK.
People are adviced to take following
Precautions: 1. Stay away from cinema halls where OSO is screened 2. Stay away from Reviewers of Rediff Specially Raja Sen who was heavily compensated by this AMOEBA (called SRK) giving him the priviledged carrier of this disease.
May God Bless you all this Diwali and give you strength to survive this disaster called OSO.
What the crap is this. This lady doesn't know how to respect some body's mother. Her movie main hoon naa was pathetic. Only SRK saved it ...... what the hell is point in writing such article. Seems farah only paid money for posting this article.
Her brother sajid is a big time bore ........ i remember how i slept in his directorial movie heyyy babyyyyy.
RE:Losers ..
by on Nov 06, 2007 06:24 AM
i think farah is best did u see may ho na was her dabu filim but it was bigest hi i min to say superhit i hope inshaallh om shanti om will be mega blockbuster u d"nt woary
RE:Losers ..
by nameya on Nov 06, 2007 04:28 AM
do u even know wat u read .. Did I say I like Farah .. I am saying u guys are looser .. coz jus see wat u r doing .. Someone writes something good abt someone .. n there u r .. giving ur expert comments .. huh? ur reply tells how big looser u r .. look what Farah has achieved in life and look what u have ..
Well verdict is loud and clear that Farah Khan is the kind of person who don't have any apna film-making style .As she had confessed , that she copies ideas from the movies of 70's and her brother SAJID KHAN(director of Hey Babyy) also following the same path.Look at some of the few new directors like of PYAR KE SIDE EFFECTS & BHEJA FRY, they had their own idea of narration.For Farah Khan , it's all about playing safe and earning money.It's not about producing different and classic. Even her husband,Shirish Kunder, had approached a different style of story-telling for JAAN-E- MANN If RK,Bimal Roy and Guru Dutt too would have thought this way then how we could have seen the movie like MERA NAAM JOKER,BANDINI and KORA KAAGAJ. It is not that I dont like formula films.I love it.But a director is remembered for her originality not for delivering hits.If it would have been the case then Manmohan Desai would have been rated among the finest directors of India. And some word for critics like TARAN ADARSH, He is the most rubbish film critic of india.Because ,he rates movie as per it's money-making ability. Someone plz. tell him that film-making is an art & critics are those who actually rates movie on the creativity,originality and technicality.He said Mumbai Salsa will be money-spinner in multiplexes....it was called flop everywhere.He said Chak De will not be hit .....It turned out 2 b the biggest hit. So, Mr.taran Adarsh ur sense of movies at box- office is as good as a d
RE:Why should we hate Farah Khan & many others like her.....
by p m on Nov 06, 2007 09:34 AM
Hey there are directors that have different styles of directing. Farah has her own style. What you disgrunted with your life, that you criticize fun film makers? Wow I pity you dude! You really need to get a life. And after alls said and done, dont dare watch Om Shanti Om, bad things will happen to you! HA HA HA
RE:Why should we hate Farah Khan & many others like her.....
by p m on Nov 06, 2007 09:31 AM
Listen gautam singh, there is mass cinema and there is class cinema. She is all for mass you are for class, so do this. Buy a DVD player, rent satyajeet ray movies and get your old boring self to watch them. We love Farah, she directs amazing movies that are HITS! Songs, choreography and all, a complete package. You guys who are hung up on classic cinema....well your life sucks! About Taran Adarsh, you are just jealous of him for he has a better job than you do. HA HA HA!
rediff at its best probably, planting misinformations as usual - even half the ppl go to theater becos of curiosity factor and the film makes money - better watch all hindi movies in dd ...rest all is crap
To all yo boring skeptical people who say its shah rukhs camp and all that crap, remember hrithik and his dance in kaho na pyaar hai? Who the hell do yo think choreographed that? It was Farah, so there...! shes a genius and all others GET A LIFE!
