Wow! The Pakis must be quaking in their boots! Shiver shiver.
How are you all feeling today?
Pratibha, Sonia and Shivraj have condemned the blasts and appealed for calm. I hope you little boys and girls are behaving yourself. They have also commended us for going about our normal business. Guys, you little people referred to as "the masses", you've finally got the recognition you've deserved! Hip Hip Hurray! And whats more, they've called the bomb blasters 'cowardly'! Imagine that! I'm sure the terrorists are feeling ashamed of themselves. Bad Boys!
