My Talks With Ghosts ; , by Pratibha Patil : A scary but innovative story.
My Booboos :, also by Pratibha Patil. This is going to get many additions in the future as the author %u2018The Chosen One%u2019 is elevated to a higher post.
How To Run A Bank By Making Relatives Rich And Farmers Crying :, also By Pratibha Patil. This will be a benchmark for all future Congressmen.
Me, I, And My Family, : by Rahul Gandhi. Where the author concludes that all the good things that happened to India in the last 5,000 years is because of his family. An ego boosting journey !
How Rahul Won The UP Elections : by bowing Congressmen. How Rahul Lost The UP Elections: by The Rest Of The World. Both the books will be accompanied by a laughing track from Ms. Mayawati.
What My Father Told My Mother,: by Rahul Gandhi. A collection of untold secrets from the Gandhi Emperors.
Me And My Puppets,: by Sonia Gandhi. Main role played by the family head clerk Manmohan. Accompanied by hand clapping track of the entire Congress party.
Me And My Sacrifices, : also by Sonia Gandhi. Please be advised that all the tricks in here are illusionary and not real.
