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Kiss or not to kiss
by labrea on Apr 20, 2006 11:18 PM

It should a cognizable offense not just to kiss, but to even look at anyone. As such, Laws must be passed outlawing looking and ogling, whether inter-sex or intra-sex. Also all forms of touching must be abolished - shaking of hands, salaam-ing and namaste-ing, as you will be required to look at the person during such greetings, which is illegal. Also, no one should be allowed to speak to anyone, or make any speeches in any public place. However, relieving oneself in public, such defecating, urinating, belching, farting, spitting, vomiting, etc., must be greatly encouraged, even offering rewards whenever such great deeds are committed in public.

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