Why dont you retire? We are sick of seeing you woeful face. Neither can u bowl nor bat nor field. Good for nothing fellow. A shame on our nation. Every one is mocking you the way they use to Kapil in his later phase of cricketing career.
Better concentrate on doing things that perhaps u can do better such as cook food, baby-sit ur kids, sell vada-pav / pav-bhaji etc. Anything but cricket please.