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We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button ‘Start’ but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.
2. We find there is ‘Run’ in the menu. One of my friends clicked ‘Run’ he ran up to Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to ‘Sit’, so that we can click that by sitting.
3. One doubt is whether any ‘Re-Scooter’ is available in system? I find only ‘Recycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.
4. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ‘Find’ button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
5. My child learnt ‘Microsoft Word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft Sentence’, so when you will provide that?
6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows ‘My Computer’: when you will provide the remaining items?
7. It is surprising that windows says ‘My Pictures’ but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
8. There is ‘Microsoft Office’ what about ‘Microsoft Home’ since I use the PC at home only.
9. You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents’?
10. You provide ’My Network Places‘. For God sake please do not provide ’My Secret Places‘. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
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Re: Election Fever
by Guest on May 05, 2009 02:40 PM Permalink
THIS IS JUST A FAKE GAME AND A FAKE WIN FOR CHENNAI... FOR ALL I MUST SAY IT IS THE WORST TEAM AND WITH ALL WORST PLAYERS IN IT.. CHENNAI IS THE WORST OF THE WORSTEST...
SOME GAMBLING HAS HAPPENED, ONLY SO THE CHENNAI HAS WON, ELSE NO ONE CAN BEAT DECCAN... THEY ARE THE REAL REAL REAL MANLY TEAM OF THE IPL.. REST ARE WASTE!
THE TEAM HYDERABAD, THE CHARGERS.. THE DECCAN CHARGERS WILL SURE WIN THE IPL CUP WITH MORE AND MORE POWER...
WAIT ALL .. CHARGERS WILL BE CHARGED!!! AND WILL BE BACK.. LIKE LIONS!
