This damm Pak country must be handed over to a foreigh country like USA, Russia, OR even India on lease for multiple years to handle this bull shit. Then all these farce will be controlled. And in such situation - the stupid Butt thinks that foreign cricket playing countries will come to play in PAK - this must be a bed night joke with his wife which we he has mistakenly brought to media.
Pakistan chairman says tours could resume shortly....This even beats the optimist of a man in an old joke who is falling from a 30 storey building having reached 20th storey and declaring 'so far, so good'.
It seems with Pakistan falling apart so rapidly have made some Pakis start living in a parallel unreal world (totally divorced from reality).
Not even a team from Somalia would like to visit Pak in the next 10 years.
Re: Height of optimism
by Human Value on Mar 09, 2009 12:43 AM
World Cup 2011 ============== Taliban vs PAK Army XI Al Qaeeda vs ISI LeT vs Harkat ul Mujahideen Sharif Clan vs Bhutto Clan
Re: Re: Height of optimism
by Kabeer on Mar 09, 2009 12:48 AM
And the ball will be of Green Colour instead of Red or White!
# 7&8 batsmen will first bat and then only # 6 will bat! As it completes lucky # 786!
In the drinks break no coke or Pepsi will be served but only RoohAfza Sharbat!
Man of the Match award will be renamed as Nishan-e-jung!
In addition to Lunch, Tea, and drinks break another break will be added and that is Namaaz break!
Match Referees will be only Ayotollahs!
Punishments are as follows: For abusive language-Tongue will be cut
For elbowing- Elbow will be removed
For staring- One eye will be removed
Fingering will be punished with fingering
There will be no day or day and night matches! There will be only night matches- Timings of the play will be decided and coincide with the sighting of moon
Re: Height of optimism
by sid routh on Mar 09, 2009 12:47 AM
Ejaz butt is smoking crack. As I said earlier it is a country of rogues that deserves to be isolated from the cricketing world
Re: Future touring teams
by sanjay bansal on Mar 09, 2009 12:35 AM
Dear Pervez, this is really a great imaginative work depecting current crisis in south asia. I really liked reading it.
Re: Re: Future touring teams
by Saab Grippen on Mar 09, 2009 12:47 AM
I wrote it and he copied it. Nice work buddy. This is why our country is so lagging behind. You guys dont have original ideas u just keep copying and pasting
I do not understand what all the brouhaha about'no international cricket'in Pakistan is all about?
No country in the World and no sport/ entertaiment/political activity like olympics Oscars,or US Presidential inauguration is today immune from terrorist attacks.US provided three layers of security on the ground and air for these events.It was expensive but US had no choice. If it were not for security precautions,no planes would fly in US and life would come to a complete stand still and there would have not been any olympics since 1972,when eleven (11)Israeli sportsmen were taken hostages and two (2) of them were massacred in Munich.
Cricket generates enough money for Cricket Boards around the World to provide requisite securiry.
All Pakistan Cricket Board has to do is to guarantee at sporting events iron clad security which should not be impossible for Pakistan to do.If the World Cricket runs away from Pakistan,then the terrorist have begun to achieve their mission and that would send the wrong message.Such terror acts won't just stop in Pakistan.India,Autralia,UK can easily be the next targets.
Cricket Boards should start sharing wealth and paying for services.Cricket Board should pay local police departments or private security companies to provide security. This money can be placed in a " Policeman Fund "to pay the families of policemen who died or were disbled in line of duty to protect public so these Cricket Boards can go on making tons of money.
Re: No Freebie For Cricket Boards
by INDRANEEL CHANDRA on Mar 09, 2009 01:10 AM
Good point Mr Mir. The problem is the lack of confidence among tourists that well meaning Pakistani board will be able to provide adequate security, looking into the fact that there seems to be no one in control in Islamabad. There are too many contradictions and factions that undermine the rule of law there. It's horrifying to see pictures of AK-47 wielding people roaming around in public places or in meetings. Unless this picture is changed , it would be difficult for others to feel safe in Pakistan. I am sure with good people around this will change and I hope Cricket will be a winner again.
Re: Re: No Freebie For Cricket Boards
by Jehan Mir on Mar 09, 2009 01:21 AM
You just outgun the terrorists,set up barricades around the event site.You perform body searches. People just have to wake up a bit early.
Re: No Freebie For Cricket Boards
by FirstName LastName on Mar 09, 2009 12:16 AM
It's a handywork of Pakistani government and the Al-Quida. How can then government or the Pakistani cricket board offer protection to the players?
Just look at his face man, hard to tell whether its the face or the butt. Unintentionally this Royal Rotten Butt fellow has done something great. He has made BCCI fools look like Einsteins. If thats not an achievement, what is ?
And without realizing he accepts that the security provided to the players was not sufficient. To top that he wants a guarantee from the dog owner that the dogs wont bite. But the dogs have gone crazy now. Crazier than the owner. So the dogs and the owner are busy chasing each other around some tree. If thats not the obvious, what is ? But how will a butt know unless bitten.
At the moment its really funny to watch our neighbor and the dogs. Lets just hope that they all stay on the other side of the fence cause the owner of our house is too scared to even swat a mosquito.
